This is what happens...

...when your dog-child gets bored of his toys.

 Don't look at me with that face, you are still in trouble.

If anyone feels like sending us new benches that would be great, seeing as though we paying for our house and therefore can't pay for replacing furniture destroyed by dogs. My house is just going to look all gnawed and rustic for a while. Thanks Troy, just the look we were going for.